sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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