i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
