Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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