She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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