i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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