yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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