ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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