So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Ladies don't puke and tell
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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