I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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