No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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