google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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