So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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