I cockslap morals
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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