best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just pee around me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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