We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize