1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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