Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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