I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
only if we run a train.
done.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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