Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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