have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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