I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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