This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
If its not for food we ain't going out.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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