Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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