Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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