Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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