How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Randomize
