i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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