Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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