Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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