finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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