i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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