Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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