you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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