This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
