Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This is not my ceiling
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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