do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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