do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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