i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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