i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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