Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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