But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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