: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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