You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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