All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
why didn't you poke me back
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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