Grow some girl-balls and come out already
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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