Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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