She's JV to your varsity
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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