i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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