I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Pooping to opera.
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