Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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