everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Damn victory sex feels great
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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