Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You pole danced in your parka.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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