I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
