Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
there is glitter all over my balls
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